Murphy-law Memes

So someone decided to list the "5 Most Famous Laws in the World" and forgot about gravity, thermodynamics, and literally every actual scientific law that governs our reality. Instead we get Murphy's Law (not even a real law, just pessimism with a fancy name), Kidlin Law (sounds made up), Gilbert Law (who?), Wilson Law (nope), and Falkland Law (also never heard of it in any physics textbook). The crying person wanting to delete this is every physicist who spent years studying Newton's Laws of Motion only to see them snubbed for... motivational poster wisdom? Where's Newton? Where's Einstein? Where's literally ANY law that you'd find in a science classroom? Plot twist: The only famous "apple guy" law that matters is the one where an apple bonked Newton on the head and gave us universal gravitation. These "laws" belong in a LinkedIn self-help post, not a science discussion. Delete indeed.