The eternal mystery of H₂O! Scientists have decoded the human genome, detected gravitational waves, and photographed black holes—yet water still has us scratching our heads! 💧 Water's bizarre properties (expanding when frozen, insane surface tension, memory-like behavior) make it the rebel molecule of biophysics. Despite centuries of research, we're still mostly orange-pie-chart-level confused about this seemingly simple substance. Every biophysicist eventually faces this existential crisis: "I understand quantum tunneling but WHAT THE HECK IS WATER DOING?!"