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Technology Cooked: Mosquito Laser Death Rave

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Technology Cooked: Mosquito Laser Death Rave

The mosquito apocalypse is upon us! Scientists have created the ultimate bug zapper on steroids—a precision laser system that obliterates 100 mosquitoes PER SECOND while identifying their species and gender from wing-beat frequencies. Meanwhile, the bottom image shows someone's bedroom transformed into a laser light show that would make EDM festivals jealous. Forget bug spray! Nothing says "summer ready" like turning your bedroom into a mosquito death rave where the only thing getting higher than the body count is your electricity bill. The perfect solution for anyone who's ever muttered "I wish I could murder every mosquito on Earth" after getting that one bite on your ankle at 3AM.

The Mosquito Negotiation Protocol

Biology

1 month ago 8.1K views 0 shares

The Mosquito Negotiation Protocol

Turning the tables on those bloodthirsty mosquitoes! The comic shows a brilliant revenge strategy: extracting your own blood and serving it as a meal, then demanding the mosquito eat that instead of biting you. It's like setting up a blood buffet with the ultimatum "take this or leave me alone!" The perfect blend of desperation and passive-aggressive hospitality that anyone who's been eaten alive during summer can appreciate. Nature's tiny vampires finally getting a taste of human negotiation tactics!