Monkey-sort Memes

Computer scientists really went from "let's optimize this to O(n log n)" to "what if we just let a monkey randomly bash a typewriter until it accidentally sorts our data?" The progression here is *chef's kiss* - starting with the hilariously inefficient Bogosort (just shuffle randomly until it's sorted), moving through increasingly cursed algorithms, until we reach the absolute pinnacle of computational absurdity: Monkey Sort. Based on the infinite monkey theorem (you know, the one where monkeys typing randomly will eventually produce Shakespeare), Monkey Sort is literally just hoping that random chance will eventually sort your array. It's like the universe's way of saying "yeah, technically this will work... given infinite time and patience." Meanwhile, Stalin Sort just deletes elements that are out of order, which is horrifyingly efficient in the worst way possible. The real genius is how the meme escalates from "bad algorithm" to "wait, this is actually brilliant in its stupidity." Quantum Sort doesn't even exist as a real algorithm, but at this point, why not? Just put your data in superposition and observe it sorted!