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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Mom-math Memes

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The Mathematical Limits Of Maternal Patience

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8 months ago 15.7K views 0 shares
The Mathematical Limits Of Maternal Patience
The graph shows a classic exponential decay function that perfectly captures the countdown patience of mothers everywhere. Starting high and rapidly approaching zero, it's the mathematical representation of "I'm not going to ask you again!" The asymptotic approach to zero is that magical moment where you've been warned nine times but still haven't put your shoes on. Every kid instinctively knows this function has a hidden discontinuity at x=10 where it suddenly jumps to "that's it, we're not going to the park anymore!"

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