Millennium Memes

That face when you're staring down one of math's greatest unsolved problems! The Riemann Hypothesis—basically math's final boss—states that all those weird non-trivial zeros of the zeta function have a real part of exactly 1/2. Mathematicians have verified BILLIONS of cases, but no one's managed a proof yet. It's like knowing the answer to the universe but not being able to show your work. A million-dollar prize awaits whoever cracks it, so that intense stare is just the look of someone contemplating early retirement via pure mathematics. The struggle is real ... well, exactly 1/2 real, technically speaking.

The mathematical superiority of being born at the turn of the millennium! While most people have to perform actual arithmetic to calculate their age, those lucky 2000/2001 babies just need to look at the current year. "What's 2023 minus 1987? Hang on..." Meanwhile, millennium babies are smugly thinking "It's 2023, so I'm 23 or 22." That's not just efficiency—that's evolutionary advantage through numerical convenience. Future archaeologists will classify this as the first documented case of "chronological privilege."