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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Mg Memes

Posts tagged with Mg

Zero Mg: A Shocking Deficiency

Chemistry Medicine Science
1 year ago 31.1K views 0 shares
Zero Mg: A Shocking Deficiency
The chemistry wordplay here is absolutely brilliant! The doctor tells the patient his body has run out of magnesium (Mg on the periodic table). The patient responds with "0mg" - which looks like "Omg" (Oh my god), but it's actually "zero Mg" (no magnesium left)! It's a perfect double meaning that works on both levels - a shocked reaction AND a literal statement about his magnesium deficiency. Chemistry jokes have such great reactions !

Magnesium Deficiency Has Side Effects

Chemistry Science Medicine
1 year ago 36.0K views 0 shares
Magnesium Deficiency Has Side Effects
The perfect chemistry dad joke doesn't exi-- ๐Ÿ’€ This is peak periodic table humor! The doctor's diagnosis of "Your body has run out of magnesium" followed by the patient's "Omg" response is pure elemental wordplay. For the uninitiated: Mg is the chemical symbol for magnesium, so when you're out of it, all you have left is "O" (oxygen) plus "mg" (the expression). The patient inadvertently confirms his own diagnosis with his reaction! And here I thought only sodium and hydrogen jokes got all the reactions...

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