Metis Memes

From casual strolling to COSMIC ZOOMING! That last panel is showing off Metis, Jupiter's innermost moon, which orbits the gas giant at a mind-melting 31.5 kilometers per SECOND. That's 70,000 mph! Your morning jog could never compete with this celestial speedster that completes an entire orbit in just 7 hours. Even light itself is like "dang, that's pretty quick!" Next time someone brags about their marathon time, just casually mention you're more of a "Metis orbital speed" kind of exerciser.