Methodology Memes

The statistical distribution of scientific understanding, visualized as a bell curve. At the center peak: actual scientists who understand that science isn't about "belief" but rather evidence-based methodologies. On the far left: those who reject science entirely. On the far right: people who treat science as a quasi-religion to "believe in" without understanding the process. The beautiful irony? Both extremes represent the same statistical rarity (0.1%) of the population, proving that horseshoe theory applies to scientific literacy just as well as politics. Nature's symmetry strikes again.

Oh boy, the eternal battle between actual science and its evil twin! 🧪 On the left: the scientific method in all its glory—asking questions, testing ideas, and (gasp!) being willing to admit when you're wrong. It's like dating—sometimes you get rejected, but you learn and move on! On the right: scientism's "method"—starting with your conclusion, cherry-picking evidence, and declaring anyone who disagrees a "science denier." It's basically like deciding what restaurant you want, then making up a 5-star Yelp review before you've even eaten there. The irony of ending with "I ❤️ science" while completely butchering scientific principles is just *chef's kiss*. Remember kids, real science embraces being wrong—it's the only way to eventually be right!