Meteorite Memes

Ever wonder what happens if you lick a moon rock? NASA scientists have a whole protocol for that! These cosmic snacks (the light one is lunar, dark one Martian) cost about $400,000 per gram—making them the universe's most expensive appetizers! Fun fact: moon dust smells like spent gunpowder and would absolutely wreck your digestive system thanks to those sharp, unweathered particles. Your stomach would be having its own little space disaster! But hey, at least you'd be the first human with extraterrestrial minerals in your poop. Science priorities, people!