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Who Was It... Time Travelers?
Conspiracy Science Paranormal Astronomy
3 months ago 29.8K views 0 shares
Who Was It... Time Travelers?
The ultimate scientific showdown! A headline claims human DNA was found in a 2-billion-year-old meteorite, and everyone's losing their minds. Regular folks are shocked ("WAIT!!!"), conspiracy theorists are smugly vindicated ("TOLD YOU SO"), scientists are rolling their eyes ("ACKSHUALLY..."), and the alleged time-traveling human culprit is just awkwardly standing there like "whoops, my bad." 🚀 Fun fact: Earth's oldest rocks are only about 4 billion years old, and humans have existed for roughly 300,000 years. So finding human DNA in something twice as old as Earth's oldest rocks would indeed break science as we know it! Either that or someone needs to learn proper lab contamination protocols... 👨‍🔬

Cosmic Snacks: The $400,000 Bite
Astronomy Geology Universe Materials Earth-science
7 months ago 19.5K views 0 shares
Cosmic Snacks: The $400,000 Bite
Ever wonder what happens if you lick a moon rock? NASA scientists have a whole protocol for that! These cosmic snacks (the light one is lunar, dark one Martian) cost about $400,000 per gram—making them the universe's most expensive appetizers! Fun fact: moon dust smells like spent gunpowder and would absolutely wreck your digestive system thanks to those sharp, unweathered particles. Your stomach would be having its own little space disaster! But hey, at least you'd be the first human with extraterrestrial minerals in your poop. Science priorities, people!