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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Melanoma Memes

Posts tagged with Melanoma

Rated M For Melanoma

Medicine Biology Science
8 months ago 37.8K views 0 shares
Rated M For Melanoma
The meme juxtaposes anime character preferences (1-3) with option 4: literally just the sun. Dermatologists everywhere are nodding grimly. While you're busy selecting your preferred anime personality type, the sun is silently plotting your skin's demise with UV radiation. That fiery ball of plasma doesn't need to dominate you or ask permission—it's already bombarding your epidermis with enough radiation to alter your DNA. Melanoma doesn't care about your waifu preferences. Pro tip from someone who's spent too many hours under lab fluorescents: SPF 30+ is the only relationship with the sun worth having.

Those Cheeky Lil Cellular Rebels

Biology Medicine
1 year ago 30.1K views 0 shares
Those Cheeky Lil Cellular Rebels
Ever notice how your skin cells throw the wildest rebellion parties after a sunburn? It's like they've been waiting for this moment their entire (very short) lives! UV radiation hits and suddenly these microscopic troublemakers are like, "PARTY TIME! Let's make some mutant babies!" Your epidermis goes from responsible tissue to cellular spring break in Cancun. And the worst part? These tiny traitors don't even invite you to their multiplication rave! Next time you forget sunscreen, just remember - you're basically giving millions of cells permission to start their own unauthorized civilization. SPF stands for "Stop Proliferating, Friends!"

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RomM 5: self-host your retro game library on a mini PC

RomM 5 turns a mini PC into a self-hosted retro game library with browser play and save sync. Setup guide plus the hardware tiers that make sense. Read article →

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