Medicinal chemistry Memes

Behold, the "breakthrough" drug that looks like someone let a toddler loose with the periodic table. This monstrosity contains everything from gold to xenon because apparently cancer cells will be too confused to replicate when hit with this chemical chaos. Side effects include: your pharmacist having an existential crisis, your insurance company laughing hysterically at your claim, and the possibility that it might actually turn you into a superhero. Pharma companies be like: "This will cost $50,000 per dose and we named it Complexiva™."

The textbook stack of doom explains EVERYTHING! That forlorn face saying "I'm depressed for some reasone" while surrounded by medicinal chemistry bibles is the universal sign of a soul being crushed by reaction mechanisms. Those innocent little carbon rings and functional groups may look cute on paper, but after staring at 5,000 synthesis pathways, your serotonin receptors just give up! The irony of studying drugs that treat depression while the very study CAUSES it is *chef's kiss* pure scientific poetry. Your brain on med chem is basically just a sad benzene ring missing an electron.