Mcdonald's Memes

The lab's newest recruit Max is being praised for his chemical alchemy skills - turning ordinary compounds into indestructible food preservatives! That C 6 H 10 O 5 is just cellulose (basic plant structure), but mix it with hydroxyl acid (fancy name for water), sodium chloride (table salt), and bake it at a scorching 460 Kelvin (187°C)... and you've got yourself a McDonald's french fry that archaeologists will be excavating alongside dinosaur bones. The real scientific breakthrough? His intact nasal nerves after working in a chemistry lab. That's the true superpower every PI dreams of in a research assistant!