The evolution of math learning in four stages: childhood enthusiasm (look at that pure joy!), serious college dedication (when you realize math isn't just counting), advanced textbook suffering (Real Analysis is where dreams go to die), and finally—antipsychotic medication. Nothing says "I've reached differential equations" like Haloperidol 5mg. The true mathematical journey isn't about numbers—it's about your declining mental health. Next time someone says "math is fun," show them this progression chart.