Materialism Memes

The philosophical throwdown we never knew we needed! While idealists politely argue about whether that chair you're sitting on is just a mental construct, materialists settle their disagreements with thermonuclear reactions. Nothing says "matter is the fundamental substance in nature" quite like demonstrating it can be violently rearranged into a mushroom cloud. Next time someone questions your philosophical stance, remember: idealists throw hands, materialists throw atoms.