Mass calculation Memes

Physics textbooks exist in a parallel universe where children joyride wooden carts over cliffs while dangling classmates over shark-infested pools. And somehow you're supposed to calculate the mass of wheels using only a protractor and the crushing weight of academic despair. The best part? It's worth a measly 2 marks—as if determining the aerodynamic properties of this death trap is just a warm-up exercise before the real problems begin. No wonder physicists develop that thousand-yard stare by sophomore year.