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No Pp Male (Penetrating Power)

Physics Science

3 days ago 3.0K views 0 shares

No Pp Male (Penetrating Power)

The ultimate physics burn! Those "alpha males" bragging about their superiority are just like alpha particles in physics—they can't even penetrate a sheet of paper! Meanwhile, neutrons are silently passing through concrete like it's nothing. Next time some dude calls himself an "alpha," just remember he's essentially admitting he has the weakest penetration power in the radiation family. Beta particles at least make it through aluminum! The physics of masculinity has never been so hilariously exposed.

The Electronic Band Structure Of Attraction

Biology Evolution Psychology Physics

2 months ago 18.2K views 0 shares

The Electronic Band Structure Of Attraction

Someone's been cross-breeding semiconductor physics with evolutionary psychology. The graph shows how facial masculinity creates distinct "energy bands" for potential relationships - just like electrons in materials. Highly masculine faces get friendzoned or become enemies (the forbidden gap), while the "conduction band" for sexual interest peaks at the short-term mate region. Meanwhile, the least masculine faces get relegated to friendship status. Guess we're all just particles in the quantum dating field, bouncing between valence states of attraction.