Masculinity Memes

The classic "alpha male" boast gets absolutely demolished by physics! While these self-proclaimed alphas brag about their dominance, they're ironically named after alpha particles—the radiation type with the worst penetration power. The diagram shows how even a sheet of paper stops alpha radiation, while neutrons blast through concrete like it's nothing. Next time someone claims alpha status, just remember: in the radiation world, they're basically stopped by a Post-it note. Meanwhile, the unassuming neutron—quietly penetrating multiple barriers without bragging about it—is the true chad of the particle world.

The ultimate physics burn! Those "alpha males" bragging about their superiority are just like alpha particles in physics—they can't even penetrate a sheet of paper! Meanwhile, neutrons are silently passing through concrete like it's nothing. Next time some dude calls himself an "alpha," just remember he's essentially admitting he has the weakest penetration power in the radiation family. Beta particles at least make it through aluminum! The physics of masculinity has never been so hilariously exposed.