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Chiral Titanics
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 6.1K views 0 shares
Chiral Titanics
Finally, a scale even historians can understand! Two Titanics displaying their mirror-image relationship—this is what happens when chemistry nerds take over maritime history. Chirality in molecules means they're non-superimposable mirror images, just like your left and right hands... or apparently these ships. If only the iceberg had respected stereochemistry and approached from the enantiomerically correct side, we might have avoided that whole disaster. Next up: measuring ocean depth in units of "stacked Leonardo DiCaprios."

Back To The Future Of Sailing
Climate Engineering Oceanography Tech
2 months ago 6.9K views 0 shares
Back To The Future Of Sailing
Congratulations humanity, we've invented... *checks notes*... sailing ships! The pinnacle of innovation is apparently circling back to wind power after burning through fossil fuels like there's no tomorrow (plot twist: there might not be). Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like rediscovering what we were doing with canvas and wooden masts centuries ago, except now we're calling them "giant kites" and acting like we've cracked the Da Vinci code. Next breakthrough: fire! Have you heard of it? Revolutionary heat technology!

Does It Move? No. Should It Move? Yes.
Engineering Materials
4 months ago 9.5K views 0 shares
Does It Move? No. Should It Move? Yes.
The ultimate engineering solution to the 2021 Suez Canal crisis! Two giant cans of WD-40 could've saved global shipping billions! This brilliant edit references the infamous Ever Given container ship that got stuck and blocked one of the world's busiest waterways for six days. As any engineer knows, WD-40 is the miracle spray that unsticks literally ANYTHING. Your car door squeaks? WD-40. Rusty bolt won't budge? WD-40. Massive 1,300-foot ship blocking 12% of global trade? You better believe that's a job for WD-40! The perfect representation of the engineer's problem-solving flowchart: "Does it move? No. Should it move? Yes. Apply WD-40!"