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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Marginal gains Memes

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They Fell Off: When Your Algorithm Is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% Better

Math Science Academia Tech Research
1 year ago 26.3K views 0 shares
They Fell Off: When Your Algorithm Is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% Better
Computer scientists spent decades using the Christofides algorithm for the traveling salesman problem, which was "good enough" with its 50% longer-than-optimal paths. Then some academic madlads created a new algorithm that's technically better by 10 -34 % - a number so ridiculously small it's practically zero. It's like bragging you're taller than someone by one atom! The meme perfectly captures that "technically correct but utterly useless improvement" energy that haunts theoretical computer science. Breaking through psychological barriers while being completely impractical is peak academia.

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Run Qwen3.8 27B locally: real numbers from my Mac Studio

Qwen3.8 27B benchmarked on a Mac Studio M3 Ultra: Ollama and llama.cpp numbers, the 1-bit quant tested, RAM math, and the hardware that actually fits. Read article →

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