Malthusian Memes

The ultimate statistician's nightmare! Thanos here thinks he's discovered the perfect solution to exponential population growth—just snap half of everyone out of existence! What he doesn't realize is that with our current growth rate, we'd be back to pre-snap population levels in just ~40 years. That's the thing about exponential functions—they're relentless mathematical monsters! Look at that hockey-stick curve from 1800 onward... even cosmic genocide is just a temporary setback when you're dealing with exponential growth. Malthusian catastrophe averted for a few decades at most. Should've taken a population ecology course before collecting those Infinity Stones!