Makeshift Memes

That stick supporting the bed frame is basically string theory in furniture form—elegant in its simplicity yet holding up an entire universe of chaos. Harvard physics PhDs exist in a quantum superposition where they're simultaneously brilliant enough to redefine our understanding of the cosmos and completely unable to invest in a proper bed frame. Their brain is too busy calculating dark matter distributions to notice they're one thin branch away from a middle-of-the-night catastrophe. The duality of academic existence: can explain the Higgs boson in excruciating detail but considers "structural integrity" an optional concept for furniture.

The bathroom physics we never asked for but definitely deserved! Bernoulli's principle states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. Here we see a makeshift toilet paper blower using a vacuum cleaner in reverse mode - creating high-velocity air that literally demonstrates how fast-moving air creates a low-pressure zone that lifts the toilet paper. Engineering genius or desperate times call for desperate measures? Either way, fluid dynamics has never been so... practical! Next time someone says "when will I ever use physics in real life?" - just point to the bathroom!