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With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility... Or Whatever

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility... Or Whatever
Engineering students, behold the dark side of technical prowess! That "optional" ethics course isn't so optional after all, unless you're planning to build a death ray in your basement. Nothing says "mad scientist" quite like skipping the boring lectures about "responsibility" and "consequences" only to emerge as a fiery deity of destruction! Who needs moral frameworks when you can have UNLIMITED POWER? Just remember, while you're calculating the perfect angle for your doomsday device, somewhere a professor is saying "I told you so" into their coffee mug filled with tears.

The Ultimate Peer Review

The Ultimate Peer Review
Nothing validates your experimental design quite like putting yourself in the line of fire. This gentleman's approach to testing his "death ray" is the perfect embodiment of the scientific method's forgotten step: "If all else fails, become the test subject." Thirty years of teaching physics, and I've never seen such commitment to empirical evidence. The poor fellow's confusion about why he isn't dead yet is basically every grad student's reaction when their supposedly groundbreaking experiment fails spectacularly. Remember kids, if your doomsday device doesn't work, don't troubleshoot—just stand in it longer!

The Thing I Love About Being An Engineer Is...

The Thing I Love About Being An Engineer Is...
Engineers aren't satisfied with merely understanding the universe—they're itching to tinker with it! The look of pure inspiration when an engineer realizes "Hey, nobody's built a sun-destroying contraption yet? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" is priceless. Forget solving climate change, they're ready to jump straight to cosmic destruction as their next weekend project. The best part? They're not even questioning if they should build it, just calculating how many parts they'll need to order online. Classic engineer brain—where "technically possible" always trumps "catastrophically unwise!"