Luminance Memes

The retina-searing horror! For the uninitiated, candela per square meter (cd/m²) measures screen brightness, and 1000+ cd/m² is basically like staring directly into a miniature sun. Your corneas practically sizzle while your friend casually browses the web, oblivious to the fact they're generating enough luminance to signal passing aircraft. The true mark of a psychopath isn't serial killing—it's running maximum brightness without dark mode in 2023. Your poor photoreceptors never stood a chance.