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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Lost-and-found Memes

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Analog Algorithm To Authenticate Real Owner Of A Found Wallet

Math Tech
10 months ago 25.0K views 0 shares
Analog Algorithm To Authenticate Real Owner Of A Found Wallet
Behold! The most brilliant anti-theft system ever devised by a mathematical mastermind! This person isn't just returning a wallet—they're filtering out wallet-claiming imposters using the ancient art of addition! 🧮 The genius here is that only the TRUE owner would know their birthday format to solve this cryptographic puzzle. Add your birthday digits to that phone number and PRESTO—you've proven your identity through MATH! It's like two-factor authentication but with paper and desperation! Meanwhile, the wallet thief is frantically trying to remember if DDMMYYYY means day-day-month-month or donut-donut-muffin-muffin. The police station deadline adds that perfect touch of dramatic tension!

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My Arduino spins faster when Claude burns more tokens

Repurposed a broken Stirling-engine chassis as a desk toy that spins when Claude Code is busy and dies when I lock my Mac. Arduino + Kasa + Python. Read article →

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