Logic fallacy Memes

This is mathematical trolling at its finest! The meme starts with a legitimate equation (the Gaussian integral) but then performs a sneaky variable substitution that breaks all the rules. It's like telling your calculator "hey, let's pretend π = x" and then acting shocked when the math falls apart. The punchline "π doesn't exist" is peak mathematical nihilism - destroying 4000 years of mathematical history with some creative differentiation. The real joke is that the error happens when differentiating with respect to a variable that's being treated as both a constant AND a variable simultaneously. Mathematicians are currently rolling in their non-Euclidean graves.

The eternal turf war between mathematicians and statisticians continues! This meme perfectly captures the hierarchy of statistical sins according to "pure" mathematicians. First level: "Statistics is not real maths" - the classic elitist view from theoretical mathematicians who look down on applied fields. Second level: "Statisticians sold their soul to work in finance" - even worse, they're using their powers for *gasp* money instead of pure academic pursuit! But the final boss that sends mathematicians into rage mode: "Probability for any event is 0.5, it either happens or it doesn't" - the statistical equivalent of nails on a chalkboard that makes anyone with even basic probability knowledge want to flip a table. There's a 100% chance this statement will trigger statisticians everywhere!