Lobsters Memes

Humans follow the predictable physical arc of aging - crawling as babies, standing tall in youth, and gradually hunching over in our golden years. Meanwhile, lobsters are out here flexing their biological immortality like they're Thanos with all the infinity stones. Unlike us, lobsters produce telomerase throughout their lives, an enzyme that repairs DNA sequences and essentially lets them hit the reset button on cellular aging. They don't die of old age - they just keep molting and growing until something eats them or disease strikes. They're literally too busy growing to die of old age! So next time you're enjoying lobster with butter, remember you're consuming a creature that looked at senescence and said "not today!"

Imagine if lobsters could fly! That buffed Doge on the left represents how evolutionarily JACKED these crustaceans would be if they had to deal with air resistance instead of water! Meanwhile, poor cow-doge is crying because bovine aerodynamics are apparently a complete disaster. The density of air vs water makes ALL the difference—in water, lobsters are just regular pinchy bois, but in air? They'd be the bodybuilders of the sky! Nature really dodged a bullet keeping those exoskeletons underwater where they belong. Flying lobster apocalypse averted!