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Limes Are Lower Right?

Chemistry Science

2 months ago 6.0K views 0 shares

Limes Are Lower Right?

When normal people lie awake at night, they worry about relationships. Scientists? We're mentally calculating citrus acidity levels. For the record, lemons have a pH of about 2-3, while limes clock in around 2-2.4. So technically, limes often have a slightly lower pH than lemons. The kind of useless knowledge that keeps you single but might win you a pub quiz someday. Chemistry: ruining perfectly good sleep since 1789, when Lavoisier published his groundbreaking acid-base work instead of, you know, having a social life.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make A Singularity

Astronomy Physics Universe

4 months ago 10.4K views 0 shares

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make A Singularity

Forget everything you learned in astrophysics class. Turns out Stephen Hawking missed the most obvious explanation for black hole formation: just suck on a lemon hard enough! The cosmic secret Big Science doesn't want you to know is that every time you make that puckered face from extreme sourness, you're actually creating a miniature gravitational singularity. No wonder my grandmother warned me my face would stay that way. She wasn't concerned about my appearance—she was worried I'd collapse the neighborhood into an event horizon.