This is what happens when legal systems collide with biological classification! The meme beautifully escalates from basic taxonomy confusion ("whales are fish") to the scientifically accurate ("whales are mammals"), but then takes a delightful nosedive into taxonomic chaos ("mammals are fish") with that snarky "screw paraphyletic groups" comment. The punchline about California courts classifying bumblebees as fish is 100% real! In 2022, CA courts ruled bumblebees could be protected under laws for "fish" because the legal definition included invertebrates. Basically, California said "close enough!" and biologists everywhere had simultaneous aneurysms. ๐=๐ according to law, and suddenly taxonomy has never been more exciting!