Laws of nature Memes

From your car keys disappearing into another dimension to that inexplicable stain on your lab coat - blame physics. It's the universal scapegoat for everything from why your coffee gets cold (thermodynamics) to why you tripped over nothing (gravity's personal vendetta). Next time someone asks why your experiment failed, just nod solemnly and whisper "physics" while staring into the middle distance. Works every time.