Laboratory signs Memes

Turns out smashing particles at near-light speeds requires strict behavioral guidelines. Who knew that the $10 billion machine designed to recreate conditions from the dawn of the universe would need a "no hanky-panky" sign? Perhaps CERN physicists were worried about introducing unexpected variables into their experiments. "Sorry, we discovered the God particle AND a baby." Clearly, some passions run hotter than the 5.5 trillion-degree plasma they're creating in there.