Kola borehole Memes

The topology enthusiast is having an existential meltdown because in mathematical topology, a "hole" isn't something physically dug but rather a fundamental property of space! In topology, surfaces are classified by their genus (number of holes), but these aren't actual excavations—they're abstract properties of connectedness. So technically, no hole has ever been "dug" because holes in topology exist as mathematical properties rather than physical voids. Meanwhile, the regular person is just talking about the Kola Superdeep Borehole without realizing they've triggered a mathematician's worst nightmare.