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The Academic Food Chain
Math Academia Engineering Science Research
21 days ago 5.5K views 0 shares
The Academic Food Chain
The perfect academic hierarchy in four panels! Mathematicians live in a world of absolutes—triangles are triangles, no exceptions. Scientists embrace probability distributions because nature rarely gives straight answers. Engineers are busy building rockets to reach places we haven't gone yet. But bioengineers? They're creating unholy dinosaur-snake hybrids that evolution wisely avoided. It's the perfect progression from theoretical purity to "just because we can doesn't mean we should" mad science. The bioengineers' gleeful expression says it all—creating monsters is way more fun than proving theorems!

Dire Wolf Revived? Hold My CRISPR
Biology Evolution Science Research
24 days ago 5.5K views 0 shares
Dire Wolf Revived? Hold My CRISPR
Scientists: "De-extinction is a complex process requiring pristine ancient DNA, advanced cloning techniques, and suitable surrogate species." BigGen Biosciences: "We slapped a dinosaur costume on a chicken and called it revolutionary science!" The meme perfectly skewers the gap between actual genetic resurrection (which is incredibly difficult) and corporate hype. Real de-extinction efforts like the Woolly Mammoth revival project have spent years just sequencing genomes, while this "breakthrough" apparently involved a breakfast burrito wrapper and a "vibe-based algorithm." The chicken-raptor hybrid is the chef's kiss of genetic absurdity!

There Are No "Accidents" In Genetic Engineering
Evolution Biology Science Research
1 month ago 6.4K views 0 shares
There Are No "Accidents" In Genetic Engineering
Scientists: "Oops, we accidentally created a dinosaur-faced chicken!" The rest of humanity: "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS IN SCIENCE." Let's be real - nobody "accidentally" reverses 65 million years of evolution in a lab. Those geneticists knew exactly what they were doing. Birds are literally dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction event, just with fewer teeth and more Kentucky Fry potential. This is less "happy accident" and more "Jurassic Park with extra steps." Next they'll claim they "accidentally" gave it arms instead of wings and "whoopsie" it can open doors.

An Adventure 490 Million Years In The Making
Evolution Biology Earth-science Geology
1 month ago 8.4K views 0 shares
An Adventure 490 Million Years In The Making
This is what happens when paleontologists try to cut corners on their theme parks! The comic brilliantly parodies Jurassic Park with "Cambrian Park" - featuring creatures from 490 million years ago instead of dinosaurs. While dinosaurs might eat you, these Cambrian critters like trilobites are... slightly less impressive tourist attractions. The budget-conscious scientists proudly showing off a single fossil display is giving serious "we have Jurassic Park at home" energy. The Cambrian explosion gave us incredible biodiversity, but apparently not incredible theme park experiences!