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Fossil Dating Precision
Evolution Biology Earth-science
1 month ago 7.5K views 0 shares
Fossil Dating Precision
The museum guide just casually dropping the most epic dad joke in paleontological history! Instead of explaining carbon dating or stratigraphy, this genius implies he's been working at the museum for six years . That's some serious job commitment considering T. Rex roamed Earth during the Late Cretaceous period (68-66 million years ago). Imagine the retirement benefits after 6 years of a 70-million-year shift! No wonder museum funding is always an issue—they're paying this guy's 65-million-year overtime.

The Invisible Profession
Physics Science Academia Scientists
1 month ago 5.2K views 0 shares
The Invisible Profession
The existential crisis of every physicist summed up in one error message! Trying to check your job's COVID exposure risk only to be told your entire career doesn't exist? Classic. Meanwhile, engineers and doctors get all the validation. The system probably recognizes "quantum mechanic" though—you know, for people who fix broken wave functions and repair uncertainty principles with a wrench. Next time try "professional photon herder" or "gravity enthusiast" instead!

The Ultimate Engineering Interview Challenge
Engineering Tech
2 months ago 6.9K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Engineering Interview Challenge
Welcome to the most diabolical engineering interview ever! Poor job candidate walks in expecting pleasantries but instead gets handed a pile of random parts and told "Make a chair and have a seat." Classic engineering mindset - why buy furniture when you can build it from scratch? The interviewer isn't testing your resume... he's testing if you can transform chaos into something that won't collapse under your buttocks! Engineers don't just solve problems - they get handed impossible puzzles and are expected to MacGyver their way to glory. Next interview challenge: "Build a working smartphone using only paperclips and your tears of frustration."