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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Isotope Memes

Posts tagged with Isotope

Beware The Radioactive Fruit

Physics Chemistry Science
9 days ago 12.1K views 0 shares
Beware The Radioactive Fruit
The humble banana just got a nuclear upgrade! This meme plays on the scientific fact that bananas naturally contain potassium-40, a radioactive isotope. While a regular banana emits about 0.1 microsieverts of radiation (completely harmless), this warning label hilariously treats it like weapons-grade material. Next time someone asks "why is my banana glowing?" you'll have the perfect scientific comeback. Just remember - the banana radiation scale is actually used by nuclear scientists as an informal measurement unit. That's one spicy potassium!

Half-Life Crisis

Chemistry Physics Science
5 months ago 15.1K views 0 shares
Half-Life Crisis
The nuclear nerd awakens! This meme is radioactively brilliant! Plutonium-239 has a half-life of about 24,100 years, which means if you've been in a coma since 22,091 BCE, you'd wake up to find approximately half of your precious Pu-239 has decayed into something else! What a devastating morning surprise! The patient is basically saying "I've been asleep juuuust long enough to witness my favorite isotope hit its half-life milestone!" Talk about atomic timing! The dedication to radioactive decay is what I call TRUE SCIENCE LOVE! 💥☢️

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