Invisible Memes

The cosmic frustration is REAL! Imagine being an astrophysicist who's 100% convinced dark matter is out there, controlling galaxy rotation and bending light... but you can't actually show it to anyone! It's like having an invisible pet elephant that eats all your cookies but disappears whenever guests come over. We're literally hunting for something that makes up 27% of the universe using math and gravity measurements while it stubbornly refuses to interact with normal matter. The ultimate cosmic hide-and-seek champion!

Scientists: "We're pretty sure 85% of the universe is dark matter." Everyone else: "Cool, show me." Scientists: *gestures vaguely at everything with Tom-from-Tom-and-Jerry energy* That awkward moment when astronomers claim most of the universe is made of something we can't see, detect, or interact with in any meaningful way. Dark matter is basically the cosmic equivalent of telling someone "I totally have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school... in Canada... you wouldn't know her." Yet somehow it's holding entire galaxies together! The ultimate invisible friend that's actually scientifically plausible.