Internet slang Memes

When your brain starts interpreting "lol" as |o| (absolute value of o), you've officially crossed the mathematical point of no return. For the uninitiated, absolute value gives you the distance of a number from zero, ignoring the sign. So the person is seeing internet slang as mathematical notation—a classic symptom of what we in the field call "terminal mathematics exposure." The irony of the username "the-real-numbers" responding with "lol" is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Mathematical brainrot is irreversible. Trust me, I've tried to cure mine with alcohol. Didn't work. Just calculated the ethanol concentration instead.

The mathematical madness is REAL! Someone took "yoof (yikes + oof)" and applied the distributive property like it's a legitimate function, breaking it down step by step until it becomes "efiko²sy² + f²o⁴y" - which hilariously looks like actual math but is complete nonsense! The original poster's allergic reaction to this mathematical abomination is the perfect punchline. It's like watching someone solve for x when x = pure chaos. The brain melts when mathematical principles collide with internet expressions! *adjusts safety goggles while cackling maniacally*

Math has officially claimed another victim! The moment you start seeing "lol" as |o| (absolute value of o), you've crossed the mathematical point of no return. For the uninitiated, absolute value is just math's fancy way of saying "I don't care about your negative sign, just give me the positive distance from zero." So |o| would technically be... the absolute value of the letter o? Which is still just o? The irony is that while they're losing their mind over mathematical notation, they're simultaneously using "lol" - which is exactly what the rest of us are doing at their mathematical breakdown. It's a recursive humor function!

Forty years of teaching calculus and I still catch myself doing this. In mathematical notation, |o| would indeed be "absolute value of o" – which is just o, since it's already positive. Your brain gets so rewired by symbols that common internet slang transforms into equations. Next thing you know, you're calculating the derivative of ROFL to determine the rate of change in your amusement. The mathematical mind is a blessing and a curse – mostly a curse when you're trying to text your grandkids.

The mathematical brain rot is real! In math notation, vertical bars around a value (like |o|) represent the absolute value - meaning the distance from zero regardless of sign. So "lol" suddenly transforms from internet slang to "|o|" or "absolute value of o." Once your brain makes this connection, you can never unsee it. Every "lol" becomes a mathematical expression. The account name "the-real-numbers" makes it even better since absolute values always give you real numbers. Your casual texting vocabulary is forever contaminated with calculus flashbacks!