Inertial reference frame Memes

Why commit a crime when you can just reframe it as a physics demonstration? Pushing someone off a roof? Barbaric. Providing them with a firsthand experience of non-inertial reference frames, gravity, and free fall acceleration at 9.8 m/s²? That's just being an enthusiastic educator! Next time you're in court: "Your Honor, I wasn't committing assault—I was conducting a peer-reviewed experiment on the conservation of momentum."