Impossible test Memes

When a professor says "the test will be easy" but then drops a nuclear bomb disguised as a single calculus problem that requires the collective brainpower of NASA, CERN, and three Nobel laureates to solve... you know you're properly screwed. The fact that you're allowed to consult literally everyone short of God himself is the academic equivalent of a doctor saying "you might want to get your affairs in order." Six hours for one question isn't a test—it's psychological warfare with derivatives.