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Give It Back: Mathematical Identity Theft
Math Science
7 days ago 3.5K views 0 shares
Give It Back: Mathematical Identity Theft
Oh no! Someone's stealing mathematical identities! That stick figure is running away with all those trigonometric formulas - the sacred relationships that define the very fabric of math! This is what happens when you leave your equations unattended in the wild. First they take sin²(x) + cos²(x) = 1, next thing you know, your entire mathematical identity is compromised! Remember kids, always use strong mathematical passwords and never share your personal identities with strangers. Those π, θ, and ∫ symbols are practically SCREAMING in terror! Mathematics needs better security protocols!

Binary Bandit: The Digital Identity Crisis
Tech
1 month ago 3.5K views 0 shares
Binary Bandit: The Digital Identity Crisis
Oh sweet mother of binary! Someone's stealing a card full of ones and zeros—the ultimate digital pickpocketing! The thief isn't just taking money; they're stealing the very ESSENCE OF COMPUTING ! Those binary digits are the secret language computers use to whisper sweet nothings to each other. Imagine losing your digital identity to someone who can read binary... they'd know if you're a 0 or a 1 person! *adjusts lab goggles frantically* The irony of stating "identity theft is not something to joke about" while literally making it into a nerdy computer science joke is *chef's kiss* PERFECTION!

Drop Your Personal Function (At Your Own Risk)
Math Science
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Drop Your Personal Function (At Your Own Risk)
The most elegant mathematical phishing attempt in history! This equation is basically asking you to plot a "personal function" using your entire credit card information as coefficients. Sure, I'll just hand over my 16-digit number, expiration date, and security code for... *checks notes*... science? Nice try, mathematical hackers. Next they'll be asking for my SSN to calculate the eigenvalues of my identity matrix.