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What Does The Human Say?
Biology Science Evolution
1 day ago 3.5K views 0 shares
What Does The Human Say?
The designated sound humans make is "I'm going to need those results by Friday." Fascinating how our species evolved to communicate primarily through deadlines and existential dread instead of simple vocalizations. Taxonomically efficient, though—saves us from having to say "publish-or-perish-perish" repeatedly like some sort of academic woodpecker.

Calculus: The Great Equalizer
Ai Math Tech
5 days ago 4.2K views 0 shares
Calculus: The Great Equalizer
Nothing humbles human superiority quite like a robot dropping the calculus bomb. The robot asks why humans think animals are inferior, then delivers the knockout punch: "Can they solve integrals and derivatives? Can you?" And just like that, the smug human realizes they've been measuring intelligence with a yardstick they themselves can't live up to. The silence in that last panel contains the sound of millions of forgotten math lessons. Turns out claiming intellectual dominance requires actually remembering what you learned in 12th grade.

What Does The Human Say?
Biology Science Evolution
7 days ago 4.7K views 0 shares
What Does The Human Say?
The designated sound humans make is "I'd like to speak to the manager." Turns out we're the only species that evolved to complain about WiFi passwords and coffee temperatures. Natural selection really took a bizarre turn with us. While other animals developed useful vocalizations for survival, we perfected the art of sighing dramatically when the grocery store only has 11 items in the express lane.