Hotdog debate Memes

Finally, a scientific theory to end all dinner table debates! The Cube Rule of Food is basically topology for hungry people. It categorizes food based on starch location in 3D space, proving that mathematicians have way too much free time. According to this groundbreaking "research," toast is just a starch on one side (1D), a sandwich has starch on two opposite sides (2D), and a taco features starch on three sides forming a U-shape (3D). The implications are staggering—hot dogs are technically tacos, not sandwiches! This is what happens when you give nerds munchies at 3 AM. Next up: the string theory of spaghetti and the quantum entanglement of nachos and cheese.