The YouTube-to-bankruptcy pipeline is REAL, folks! Nothing screams "midlife crisis" quite like dropping your entire savings on a 5-axis CNC mill after a 3 AM YouTube rabbit hole, despite having the engineering knowledge of a potato. That feeling when the algorithm convinces you that precision machining is your calling in life, but the only thing you've ever engineered is excuses for why you need this $50,000 machine. Spoiler alert: those fancy machines don't come with a "common sense" button!