Herbicide Memes

The cognitive dissonance of saying "I don't use chemical herbicides" while hammering copper nails into trees is peak scientific irony. Copper (Cu, atomic number 29) is literally an element on the periodic table. Everything is chemicals. Water? H 2 O. Air? Mostly N 2 and O 2 . That "natural" vinegar weed killer? Acetic acid. The distinction between "chemical" and "natural" is about as scientifically valid as claiming your homeopathic remedy works because you shook it counterclockwise under a full moon.