The humble space heater—boldly defying the laws of thermodynamics with both ON switches flipped! While physicists cry about Carnot efficiency and entropy, this bad boy is operating at a confident 500% efficiency. Those glowing elements aren't just transferring heat—they're transferring attitude . In thermodynamics class, we learn that perfect efficiency is impossible, but nobody told this heater. It's basically giving the second law of thermodynamics the middle finger while warming your toes. The universe demands energy degradation, and this heater responds: "Watch me turn electricity into both heat AND audacity."