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Et Tu, Beryllium?

Astronomy Materials Engineering Science

5 months ago 28.5K views 0 shares

Et Tu, Beryllium?

The classic scientific trade-off: risking berylliosis (a nasty lung disease from beryllium exposure) for either watching metal balls vibrate at kilohertz frequencies or building the James Webb Space Telescope. Scientific progress marches on—through questionable safety protocols! The top researcher gets his kicks from a bouncy metal ball while the bottom one (who looks suspiciously like JWST scientist John Mather) built a $10 billion telescope using the same dangerous material. Different goals, same respiratory hazard. The things we do for science would make OSHA representatives weep.

OSHA Rules Are Written In Blood!

Lab-life Chemistry Engineering

11 months ago 24.6K views 0 shares

OSHA Rules Are Written In Blood!

Safety first, career second! When the boss wants you to skip those pesky lab protocols, it's time for a strategic evacuation! That tired SpongeBob isn't just done with the day—he's done with potentially losing limbs or eyebrows in the name of corporate efficiency. Remember kids, no experiment is worth becoming a cautionary tale in next year's safety training video. The real hypothesis worth testing is how quickly you can reach the exit!