Harmonic Memes

The progression of physics education in one perfect meme! Starting with the innocent "clock pendulum" description that your grandma might use, we rapidly descend into the physics underworld. By the time you reach "harmonic oscillator in the horizontal axis," you're deep in junior-year physics territory. But the final boss? "Single ball Newton's cradle" - that's the kind of galaxy-brain observation that makes physics professors either burst into tears or slow-clap in appreciation. It's the academic equivalent of watching someone evolve from "water is wet" to "dihydrogen monoxide exhibits adhesive properties due to hydrogen bonding." This is precisely why physics students develop eye twitches by senior year!

The romantic poetry of physicists is truly something special. Instead of sweet nothings, you get the Doppler effect equation that explains why sirens change pitch as they pass by. The formula literally describes how wavelengths compress when objects move toward you (making roses appear redder) and stretch when moving away (making violets bluer). The comment about "if it isn't harmonic you haven't taylored" is peak physics humor - referencing Taylor series approximations used to simplify complex functions. This is what happens when you let someone who calculates escape velocities for fun write your Valentine's card!