Guinness Memes

Behold the forbidden density gradient experiment! That glass contains what happens when you mix Guinness and Monster Energy—the ultimate solution for when you need to be simultaneously wired AND tired. This is basically what grad students' bloodstreams look like during thesis season. The stratification perfectly represents the duality of academic life: the dark, heavy existential dread floating atop the vibrant, anxious energy that keeps the whole operation running. Chemistry AND poor life choices in one convenient glass!