Guinness Memes

When your mathematical knowledge is so bad that Guinness doesn't even bother sending someone to verify your "achievement." Poor Michael thought memorizing 3.14 was impressive, only to discover that π isn't actually 3.11 and has infinitely more digits than he bargained for! The rejection letter politely crushing his dreams is mathematical savagery at its finest. Like showing up to a marathon having practiced walking to your mailbox.

Someone's living in 2025 and flexing a world record that hasn't even happened yet! This fake Guinness certificate claims pi has been calculated to 300 trillion digits—which would be impressive if it weren't completely absurd. For context, the current record is around 100 trillion digits, and calculating just that many required supercomputers running for months. The most hilarious part? The certificate is dated April 2, 2025. I guess time travelers need validation too! Next time you're trying to impress your date with mathematical achievements, maybe stick to memorizing the first 10 digits instead of fabricating certificates from the future.