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Is This Normal? The Physics Of Group Project Inequality

Is This Normal? The Physics Of Group Project Inequality
The eternal struggle of group projects, visualized through the laws of physics! When two forces meet - your partner's complete inactivity and the normal force keeping everything balanced - something's gotta give. In this case, it's your sanity and grade. Newton's Third Law should've included a clause about academic freeloaders: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction... except in group projects where one person does everything while the other mysteriously develops temporary paralysis of all productive abilities." The normal force might prevent objects from passing through each other, but it can't stop your partner from passing all responsibility onto you!

The Scientific Measurement Of Group Project Pain

The Scientific Measurement Of Group Project Pain
Ah, the scientific pie chart of group project trauma! Notice how the actual subject knowledge (blue) is the smallest slice—approximately the same size as my will to live after the third meeting. Meanwhile, "how much I hate people" takes up nearly half the chart, growing in direct proportion to the number of texts saying "sorry can't make it today." The yellow "doing it myself" slice represents the inevitable 2 AM caffeine-fueled solo sprint that somehow produces better results than five people working for two weeks. Nature's way of proving that sometimes collaboration is just entropy in disguise with a fancy name tag.