Grandma Memes

Grandma just discovered your "physics research" and she's not buying it. Those search terms aren't exactly what Feynman had in mind. "Fock Space" is legitimately about quantum mechanics, but paired with "Hairy Black Holes" and "Wiener Sausage" (a real random walk probability concept), you're not fooling anyone. The beauty of physics terminology is its accidental double entendres. "Fokker-Block" equations describe particle dynamics, not whatever grandma thinks you're into. And "LaTeX" might be for formatting equations, but try explaining that with a straight face while she adjusts her glasses in judgment. Next time, maybe clear your history or stick to searching "Schrödinger" instead of "Furry Theorem." Though I suppose your browser history exists in a superposition of states until grandma observes it.