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Einstein's Time Travel Wisdom (That He Never Said)

Einstein's Time Travel Wisdom (That He Never Said)
Einstein never said this, but it's still hilariously wrong in all the right ways. The grandfather paradox is precisely what happens if you murder your ancestor—you couldn't exist to do the murdering in the first place! It's like saying "it's not a diet if you eat the cake before stepping on the scale." The quote perfectly captures how fake science quotes spread faster than actual physics knowledge. Next they'll tell us Newton discovered gravity when an apple hit him in the face while he was trying to invent the iPhone.

The Grandfather Paradox: Fish Edition

The Grandfather Paradox: Fish Edition
Time travel question: "What would you do with a time machine?" Meanwhile, this person's answer is to go back 375 million years and poke a Tiktaalik with a stick. You know, that critical fish-tetrapod transitional species that crawled out of water and eventually led to all land vertebrates including humans. Nothing major, just casually disrupting the entire evolutionary timeline that led to your own existence! Who needs complex paradox theories when you can just boop your ancestor on the snoot and potentially erase yourself from history? Darwin would be having an aneurysm right now.

Solving The Grandfather Paradox (Without The Time Machine)

Solving The Grandfather Paradox (Without The Time Machine)
The grandfather paradox is that classic time travel conundrum where if you go back and kill your grandfather before your parent is born, you'd never exist to time travel in the first place! The punchline here is brilliant - someone excitedly thinking they've solved this temporal puzzle by murdering grandpa, only to realize they completely forgot the crucial "time travel" component that makes it a paradox in the first place. It's like bringing a knife to a quantum mechanics fight. The sudden realization in the second panel is that perfect "wait, I didn't think this through" moment every physicist experiences at least once while scribbling equations at 2AM.